Saturday, December 15, 2007
Tuesday, November 02, 2004
INSTALLING LOVE DIRECTORY
It's been a long time since i blog..but below is a nice story..i will be back soon. thesis is almost finished though it's been long past the due date..anyway..enjoy :)
CUSTOMER: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?
CS REP: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am?
CUSTOMER: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
CS REP: What programs are running ma'am?
CUSTOMER: Let me see... I have PASTHURT. EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
CS REP: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, butit will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually, overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of it's own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properlyinstalled. Can you turn those off ma'am?
CUSTOMER: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
CS REP: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Dothis as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.
CUSTOMER: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
CS REP: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
CUSTOMER: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?CS REP: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.
CUSTOMER: Oops... I have an error message already. What should I do?
CS REP: What does the message say?
CUSTOMER: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS". What does that mean?
CS REP: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been runon your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machinebefore it can "LOVE" others.
CUSTOMER: So what should I do?
CS REP: Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
CUSTOMER: Yes, I have it.
CS REP: Excellent, you are getting good at this.
CUSTOMER: Thank you.
CS REP: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the"MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwriteany conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also,you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely goneand never comes back.
CUSTOMER: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPGis playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM,PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!
CS REP: The LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it fromhere. One more thing before I go...
CUSTOMER: Yes?
CS REP: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will returnsome really neat modules back to you.
CUSTOMER: I will. Thank you for your help!
CUSTOMER: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?
CS REP: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am?
CUSTOMER: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
CS REP: What programs are running ma'am?
CUSTOMER: Let me see... I have PASTHURT. EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
CS REP: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, butit will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually, overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of it's own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properlyinstalled. Can you turn those off ma'am?
CUSTOMER: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
CS REP: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Dothis as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.
CUSTOMER: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
CS REP: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
CUSTOMER: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?CS REP: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.
CUSTOMER: Oops... I have an error message already. What should I do?
CS REP: What does the message say?
CUSTOMER: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS". What does that mean?
CS REP: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been runon your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machinebefore it can "LOVE" others.
CUSTOMER: So what should I do?
CS REP: Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
CUSTOMER: Yes, I have it.
CS REP: Excellent, you are getting good at this.
CUSTOMER: Thank you.
CS REP: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the"MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwriteany conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also,you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely goneand never comes back.
CUSTOMER: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPGis playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM,PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!
CS REP: The LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it fromhere. One more thing before I go...
CUSTOMER: Yes?
CS REP: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will returnsome really neat modules back to you.
CUSTOMER: I will. Thank you for your help!
Wednesday, July 07, 2004
Good Luck! :)
ermm..now that i got my gmail acct, i don't know what to do wif it..haha..i guess this kind of things always happen in life rite..u put in lots of effort to get somethin n in the end u realise that u can live with or without it..life sucks (cos i'm stuck wif my thesis).
by the way if u r feelin bored, try this website..it's a site for u to play dice n if u get 5 sixes in a row, u will get a free gmail invite! lady luck was with me yesterday and i got my invite within 30 throws..that's a feat considering that the average score was 1 invite in 3200+ throws..means i'm 100 times luckier than most of the players! hee..feelin abit ya ya papaya over this..but cpt tiger wasn't impressed though..haha..but hor, i'm supposed to receive the invite within 24 hrs n i still haven't received it yet..but still a few hours to go lah, if they still haven't give mi, i got a code which i can identify myself as a winner..so i dun tink it's a scam lah. do hav a shot at it. =p
another place to get free gmail invites is the forum here..basically u juz have to register with this forum, post 20 quality comments (meanin don't anyhow juz commented "cool", "wow", "halo", "omg", "i love gmail!" etc etc cos the administrator will see if u r foolin ard juz to get an invite..it's quite ok to participate there, juz spend abit of time to tok wif the people there..they're quite nice) n den u can pm the admin named optik for your invite..he has more than 20 invites ok! so sure get one..but be sincere abt joinin the forum yah..not nice if we make use of him juz to get the invite.
GOOD LUCK MY FRIENDS!~ :)
by the way if u r feelin bored, try this website..it's a site for u to play dice n if u get 5 sixes in a row, u will get a free gmail invite! lady luck was with me yesterday and i got my invite within 30 throws..that's a feat considering that the average score was 1 invite in 3200+ throws..means i'm 100 times luckier than most of the players! hee..feelin abit ya ya papaya over this..but cpt tiger wasn't impressed though..haha..but hor, i'm supposed to receive the invite within 24 hrs n i still haven't received it yet..but still a few hours to go lah, if they still haven't give mi, i got a code which i can identify myself as a winner..so i dun tink it's a scam lah. do hav a shot at it. =p
another place to get free gmail invites is the forum here..basically u juz have to register with this forum, post 20 quality comments (meanin don't anyhow juz commented "cool", "wow", "halo", "omg", "i love gmail!" etc etc cos the administrator will see if u r foolin ard juz to get an invite..it's quite ok to participate there, juz spend abit of time to tok wif the people there..they're quite nice) n den u can pm the admin named optik for your invite..he has more than 20 invites ok! so sure get one..but be sincere abt joinin the forum yah..not nice if we make use of him juz to get the invite.
GOOD LUCK MY FRIENDS!~ :)
Monday, July 05, 2004
I got my Gmail!!! Yeah!~
haha..i got my gmail!! so happy..n i 'chop' my dialect name, which is phuayling@gmail.com..manage to get one for cpttiger as well..he chose spreadmywings@gmail.com cos he can't get engseng@gmail.com...anyway that's a super long username rite...hahahaha...but meaningful though lah hor..at first he chose polaris@gmail.com...sound so romantic rite..:)
Friday, June 18, 2004
A Wonderful Quote
i was surfin my fellow fren Alan's blog when i came across this quote..so i steal it n put it here cos i wanna to keep it wif mi too! haha..sorry ah alan..i help u 'advertise' ur blog ok? hee..people, if u wan to read first-hand movie reviews or if u r a lover of cats, do visit http://circustrilogy.blogspot.com! my fren here is a great writer..n i believe one day all his hard work will pay off..continue to write n never give it up ok! all the best..:)
here's the quote..
God Counts Her Tears
This is written in the Hebrew Talmud; the book where all of the sayings and preachings of Rabbis are conserved over time.
It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib; not from his feet to be walked on; not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal; under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."
p/s: omg..my blog is gettin so ugly wif all the missing images..i wan to faint liao..
here's the quote..
This is written in the Hebrew Talmud; the book where all of the sayings and preachings of Rabbis are conserved over time.
It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib; not from his feet to be walked on; not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal; under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."
p/s: omg..my blog is gettin so ugly wif all the missing images..i wan to faint liao..
